I think it's probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some sense of what it means to be one or the other.

You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.