I think it's probably much easier to do political comedy from a two-party point of view, in that the majority have some sense of what it means to be one or the other.

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.

The Mind is everything. Do drugs. But just don't have drugs.

Comedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, Im not going to avoid it on the chance that a small portion of the audience might take it the wrong way.

Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.

If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.