Abortion is green! I think its irrefutable, but people don't want to hear that. For most people, having children is an instinctual, natural desire and the last thing they want to do is believe that it has any detrimental side, or if they do believe it, they think it's different for them because they live in a gated community or whatever the reason.

I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee.

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

Sex is free fun for poor people.

I was 23 with a mullet doing lots of jerk-off material.I can't look at the old tapes now.

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.