So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.