So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.