So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.

Coward is the most misused word in our society.

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

There are some occasions in which a man must tell half his secret, in order to conceal the rest; but there is seldom one in which a man should tell all. Great skill is necessary to know how far to go, and where to stop.

Abject flattery and indiscriminate assentation degrade, as much as indiscriminate contradiction and noisy debate disgust. But a modest assertion of one's own opinion, and a complaisant acquiescence in other people's, preserve dignity.