If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.
Doug StanhopePeople who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.
Doug StanhopeYou have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best... you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.
Doug Stanhope