If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.
Doug StanhopeMutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!
Doug StanhopeBabies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
Doug Stanhope