If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

It's our flaws who make us who we are.

If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.

Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?