"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point.