"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.

They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

I drink every night. But I don't hang out and party. Not that I'm selling out Madison Square Garden, but in the old days after a show you could hang out with a few people. But now you're hanging around with 20 people, all of whom don't know each other, and they're all, "Leave my outgoing greeting on my voice mail, man, come on!"

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.