"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.

Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years?

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.

If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.