Did you ever try to sleep sober?
The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.
He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.
The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.
[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.
Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.