I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.
Doug StanhopeIf I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.
Doug StanhopeI am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.
Doug StanhopeThe whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.
Doug Stanhope