I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see whos funniest, with everyone treated equally.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.

People always try to palm me weed when I'm always talking about how I don't smoke weed. But they always try to ... and when they stop offering me weed, then I'm going to feel kind of out of touch, like: "What did I do wrong that you won't offer me drugs that I don't do?" Because I'll trade those drugs out for drugs that I do do.