What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
Doug StanhopeIf you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.
Doug StanhopeYou forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.
Doug Stanhope