The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.
Doug StanhopeHere's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.
Doug StanhopeI'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.
Doug StanhopePussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!
Doug Stanhope