I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.