The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

There are some occasions in which a man must tell half his secret, in order to conceal the rest; but there is seldom one in which a man should tell all. Great skill is necessary to know how far to go, and where to stop.

Mutations are exciting. They try to fix 'em when they come out. Did you see the two-headed baby they killed last month when they tried to cut it apart? That was hilarious!

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.