I go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.
Doug StanhopeRace, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met
Doug StanhopeIf you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.
Doug StanhopeCharlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead.
Doug Stanhope