Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

People always try to palm me weed when I'm always talking about how I don't smoke weed. But they always try to ... and when they stop offering me weed, then I'm going to feel kind of out of touch, like: "What did I do wrong that you won't offer me drugs that I don't do?" Because I'll trade those drugs out for drugs that I do do.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.