Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk?

The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best... you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.