Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

Controversial issues are always more interesting but I don't create material about a subject I have opinion on just because it's controversial. The most fun is having a point of view that the audience is generally against and presenting an argument that challenges their thinking.

Get the right to marry - and then don't.

Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?

My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to tell me to do comedy before I even tried it. She was always up for any gag.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.