Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

I go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead.

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.