They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee.

If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.