They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead.