They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

he ones that bother me the most are the media saying, "He's like the next Bill Hicks." It's supposed to be complimentary, but then all these Bill Hicks fans show up thinking you're going to be like him, and then go, "You're no Bill Hicks." And I'm like, "I never wanted to try to be like him, I don't think I'm anything like him at all, and now you're mad at me for not being him because a journalist didn't have a better reference."

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.

Did you ever try to sleep sober?

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.