I need you to love me, I don't like me, either, if that helps.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

The characteristic of a well-bred man is, to converse with his inferiors without insolence, and with his superiors with respect and with ease.

I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says the word "evil"? Oh, I'm a wreck! You gotta do a double shot every time he says "evildoers". Chug the bottle for "axis of evil". Are you a president or an exorcist?!