Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.

People always try to palm me weed when I'm always talking about how I don't smoke weed. But they always try to ... and when they stop offering me weed, then I'm going to feel kind of out of touch, like: "What did I do wrong that you won't offer me drugs that I don't do?" Because I'll trade those drugs out for drugs that I do do.

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

People want an idol. They want royalty. They don't want a public servant. Hell no. They want someone to clap for and go, "Oh, he touched my hand at the rally!"

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.