Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.
Doug StanhopeThe first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.
Doug StanhopeI go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.
Doug StanhopeRaccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.
Doug Stanhope