Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

I need you to love me, I don't like me, either, if that helps.

How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's just trivial bullshit to get you rooting for the home team. You're not an American. You're a guy, you're a person, you're an individual.

There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.

You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.