Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.

The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

I am 42 years old and I have $9000, and I am out of ideas. I've nothing to spend it on. I'm bored shitless. I will die with that $9000.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

Get the right to marry - and then don't.