Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.

I used to do boiler room telemarketing for a living, like hardcore fraud stuff that gets busted on 60 Minutes every week.

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can't pelt them with poop.