I don't like being in the UK for every other reason aside from the show. It's aesthetically uncomfortable to me on almost every level for reasons that might sound petty but I can't get past. The audiences are far more challenging and while I wouldn't say I prefer it, I certainly need it to ward off my inherent laziness.

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.

Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.