I don't like being in the UK for every other reason aside from the show. It's aesthetically uncomfortable to me on almost every level for reasons that might sound petty but I can't get past. The audiences are far more challenging and while I wouldn't say I prefer it, I certainly need it to ward off my inherent laziness.

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.