Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.

I don't have a gun. But I think they level the playing field. I accept that there's really nothing you can do about it. It's like nuclear weapons; if they exist then eventually other people are going to have them. Maybe just take away people's motivation to use them.

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.