Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.

I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, 'Gay pride, white power!' just to confuse people.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!