Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.