How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's just trivial bullshit to get you rooting for the home team. You're not an American. You're a guy, you're a person, you're an individual.
Doug StanhopeIf I have to be a monotheist, y'know pick one, I'm picking vodka, it goes well with everything, all occasions.
Doug StanhopeI've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.
Doug Stanhope