Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

When you come out of that pink ugly hole onto this planet you're nothing but a gooey shrieking wrinkled ball of weakness.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.

I need you to love me, I don't like me, either, if that helps.

I have no answers, but every day I wish I could have the same point of view for any 24-hour period. I wish I was in some system where I don't constantly question myself.