If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.