Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.

Excess in moderation: don't drink a few beers every day after work, wait 'till the end of the month and drink all the beers at once.

I am a player in life, not an observer. I look at herpes the way you look at a scraped knee.

I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

I don't like life that much. It's not that big a deal for me... I don't want to know I have cancer till it's visible to the naked eye.

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.