Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.

The reputation of generosity is to be purchased pretty cheap; it does not depend so much upon a man's general expense, as it does upon his giving handsomely where it is proper to give at all. A man, for instance, who should give a servant four shillings, would pass for covetous, while he who gave him a crown, would be reckoned generous; so that the difference of those two opposite characters, turns upon one shilling.

Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

Controversial issues are always more interesting but I don't create material about a subject I have opinion on just because it's controversial. The most fun is having a point of view that the audience is generally against and presenting an argument that challenges their thinking.