I drink every night. But I don't hang out and party. Not that I'm selling out Madison Square Garden, but in the old days after a show you could hang out with a few people. But now you're hanging around with 20 people, all of whom don't know each other, and they're all, "Leave my outgoing greeting on my voice mail, man, come on!"
Doug StanhopeEvery 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.
Doug StanhopeDo you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?
Doug StanhopeI've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.
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