Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

Comedy is like music; it builds on itself. Once someone comes up with a theory or a different way of doing things, people start to mimic it on some level. That's why you go back to the guys you loved in the 80s... and it just seems tired now, because it was all foundation.

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.