Religious tolerance. No! Zero tolerance for any type of religion.

Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his name.

I drink every night. But I don't hang out and party. Not that I'm selling out Madison Square Garden, but in the old days after a show you could hang out with a few people. But now you're hanging around with 20 people, all of whom don't know each other, and they're all, "Leave my outgoing greeting on my voice mail, man, come on!"

You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

If I die soon, don't ever say I died too young.

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

I'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.