What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.

Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit.