What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to the 90-year-old lying awake at the graveyard shift in the nursing home, groaning with dementia. The only reason he hasn't killed himself is that he hasn't figured out a way he can do it with pudding.

The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.