What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.
Doug StanhopeParalympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.
Doug StanhopeDemocracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years?
Doug Stanhopehe ones that bother me the most are the media saying, "He's like the next Bill Hicks." It's supposed to be complimentary, but then all these Bill Hicks fans show up thinking you're going to be like him, and then go, "You're no Bill Hicks." And I'm like, "I never wanted to try to be like him, I don't think I'm anything like him at all, and now you're mad at me for not being him because a journalist didn't have a better reference."
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