Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.

I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.

I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.