Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, 'Gay pride, white power!' just to confuse people.

Steal my stuff off the internet wherever you can and don't apologize. Buy the CDs and DVDs from my site and feel free to burn 'em and share 'em. Then come to the show.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

If you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.