Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

The internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem on that? That's why I'm a bad lover? Do you have a pill that's gonna make me care if she cums? That would be a medical miracle.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.