Paralympics... fascinating because just watching anyone with a major disability trying to do everyday chores is fun to watch.

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.

Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.

If I were money-motivated, I would spread insidious lies that marijuana is dangerous and addictive and leads to dancing with white women, that your children are at risk of riding that freight train straight into hell or an opium den. Then I'd parlay that fear into a chain of overpriced "rehab" centers that can cure them and shake Satan from their souls. But I am not that ambitious. I am a drunk.

I'm not the one-take wonder that a lot people think I am.

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.