I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.

Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.

People hate people just cause they want someone different to hate.