He's my usual type of fan... a school shooter who didn't have bullets and now he's all awkward and alone.
Doug StanhopeWhat ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.
Doug StanhopeDemocracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four years?
Doug StanhopePeople always try to palm me weed when I'm always talking about how I don't smoke weed. But they always try to ... and when they stop offering me weed, then I'm going to feel kind of out of touch, like: "What did I do wrong that you won't offer me drugs that I don't do?" Because I'll trade those drugs out for drugs that I do do.
Doug Stanhope