I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.
Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?
I need you to love me, I don't like me, either, if that helps.
Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.
The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.
Every vice is already a punishment in itself... you don't need a ticket on top of it.