When you come out of that pink ugly hole onto this planet you're nothing but a gooey shrieking wrinkled ball of weakness.

I don't ever want to become Bill Maher where I have to find some strong opinion on something just because it's in the news. That's the guy that comes off like you have to be angry every week about new topics and snotty about something. That's what I'm trying to avoid.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?