I go on stage, it's like I'm leading you into battle; you are not all going to be here at the end.

Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.

I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps.

Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward.