If you get offended by words - by noises we make with our mouths - it means you were raised by bad parents.
Doug StanhopeI was terrified when my doctor told me that I had a unique and interesting personality trait, but then he told me about new Zoloft or Prozac and now I just take three pills a day and I blend right into this horrible inbred corporate landscape.
Doug StanhopeComedy can always be taken the wrong way. If I do a bit that is meant to diffuse racism or sexism, Im not going to avoid it on the chance that a small portion of the audience might take it the wrong way.
Doug StanhopePeople talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.
Doug Stanhope