I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.

I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.