How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's just trivial bullshit to get you rooting for the home team. You're not an American. You're a guy, you're a person, you're an individual.

I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

When I say that asian women are beautiful it's not a sexual thing. I'm not being degrading, I find them sexually repulsive.

Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.