Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

I immediately split the crowd. I thought about coming on every night and shouting, 'Gay pride, white power!' just to confuse people.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.

Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk?

I've never tried to drive my career in any particular direction. I've always been an in-the-moment, live-for-today guy. I've never had a goal, and nearly everything I've done has been an accident. I just play to me, and if I can amuse myself, I consider it a victory.