Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.

The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.

The only way I thought I could do a greatest hits album is to do it in a prison where they have no f**king idea who I am. I'd do what I consider the best of those old, early CDs before I did DVDs. A women's prison would be even better, but it has to be English-speaking.

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.

We have no healthcare and we have all the guns in the world, it makes you think twice before you start throwing punches in a bar.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.