I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.

You forget, when you're in the Scandinavian countries, you forget they don't speak English first and they speak better than I do.

I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.

Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk?

AA makes Scientology look credible.

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.