I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

What ever happened to freak shows? Back in the twenties when elephant man was born at least he had a job waiting for him.

I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.

Tradition and heritage are all dead people's baggage, stop carrying it. Move forward.

Get the right to marry - and then don't.