People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.

Anything that I don't understand or can't do is stupid.

The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.

Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.

We must not suppose that, because a man is a rational animal, he will, therefore, always act rationally; or, because he has such or such a predominant passion, that he will act invariably and consequentially in pursuit of it. No, we are complicated machines; and though we have one main spring that gives motion to the whole, we have an infinity of little wheels, which, in their turns, retard, precipitate, and sometime stop that motion.