People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.

Love is such an arbitrary thing. I love my mom. I love pancakes.

We must not suppose that, because a man is a rational animal, he will, therefore, always act rationally; or, because he has such or such a predominant passion, that he will act invariably and consequentially in pursuit of it. No, we are complicated machines; and though we have one main spring that gives motion to the whole, we have an infinity of little wheels, which, in their turns, retard, precipitate, and sometime stop that motion.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press.