If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

The characteristic of a well-bred man is, to converse with his inferiors without insolence, and with his superiors with respect and with ease.

The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.

Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead.

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.