If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.

I couldn't possibly explain why the common person would be against something like that. It's all rooted in sexual hang-ups. The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society. I don't know why anyone would want to get married heterosexually, so why they'd be against homosexual marriage is flummoxing. I only use that word when I'm talking to someone from the British press.

I'm not saying drinking is all that great but you know it's got benefits; you can't smoke somebody pretty.

Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?

Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk?

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.