I used to do boiler room telemarketing for a living, like hardcore fraud stuff that gets busted on 60 Minutes every week.

Not only are the voices in your head real, but they're accurate as well.

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

That's why cocaine is illegal - it makes pussy too easy to get.

You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?

I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.

I drink during every show. I can't remember the last show I did completely sober. It works for me. I use it as a tool. It's like steroids are for athletes. I'm looser and more self-confident. If I drank less, I wouldn't have been on stage this long.