You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.