I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

Your sins are what make you fantastic. It's what makes you alive. You should wear your sins on your sleeve. You should be trying to top your sins on a daily basis.

If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall.

I'm gonna film my entire life and watch it later!

Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.

Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.