I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

The Unbookables are supposed to be unbookable. That's what it's all about.

I'll defend child pornography, how about that? What's wrong with seeing some child pornography? What if you watch child pornography because you find it hilarious? Then should it not a protected freedom of speech?

Statistical high Vegas odds probability is that nothing of any significance will ever happen to you in your entire boring life.

I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.

The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying: 'What are you going to do about that, faggot?' That is cowardice. When the bullets start flying past that jock's saucer-shaped ears, that's not cowardice. That's payback.

Separation of Church and State is the perineum of America and the episiotomy didn't hold.