I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.

What did you learn in school that you still use today? Go ahead teachers, tell me. What? Fear, conformity, don't question authority.

I love conspiracy theories. I used to just live on it. You know it's all hype and garbage, but you're still really paranoid afterwards. It's fun entertainment.

My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to tell me to do comedy before I even tried it. She was always up for any gag.

When you consider the overpopulation in this world ... homosexuality is completely underrated in this society.

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.

When I say that asian women are beautiful it's not a sexual thing. I'm not being degrading, I find them sexually repulsive.