I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic.
Doug StanhopeMy first open mic, I drank a full pitcher of beer by myself. I wasn't afraid of being in front of people as much as, Is this funny?
Doug StanhopeAmerica takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box.
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