I need you to love me, I don't like me, either, if that helps.
I'd get demolitions experts to rig mother to implode like a skyscraper.
Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.
Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.
Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.
Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time.