All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.

We must not suppose that, because a man is a rational animal, he will, therefore, always act rationally; or, because he has such or such a predominant passion, that he will act invariably and consequentially in pursuit of it. No, we are complicated machines; and though we have one main spring that gives motion to the whole, we have an infinity of little wheels, which, in their turns, retard, precipitate, and sometime stop that motion.

The more business gets involved, the less fun it is.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.

I'm forty four; I'm way closer to dead than I am life of the party.

[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.