I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.
Doug StanhopeI am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.
Doug StanhopeThe internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.
Doug StanhopeI'm not a marijuana user, so I always feel kind of fraudulent. I applaud this, I do recreational drugs, but marijuana's never one of those. People think because I talk about drugs, that I smoke pot. But I don't.
Doug Stanhope