It is a great advantage for any man to be able to talk or hear, neither ignorantly nor absurdly, upon any subject; for I have known people, who have not said one word, hear ignorantly and absurdly; it has appeared by their inattentive and unmeaning faces.
Doug StanhopeI love playing in the UK because there are some topics that you just can't talk about in the States without getting run out of town. So let me just say this: Louis C. K.'s new show sucks.
Doug StanhopeThe catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.
Doug StanhopeEvery 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up... there are too many people.
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