Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.
Doug StanhopeSex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
Doug StanhopeIf you tell me you are going to kill yourself, I'm not going to try to talk you out of it.
Doug StanhopeIf you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.
Doug Stanhope