Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

The only legitimate excuse you could have for having a baby in those dire, war torn, famine struck conditions - would be to eat it.

A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.

When you come out of that pink ugly hole onto this planet you're nothing but a gooey shrieking wrinkled ball of weakness.

I don't like being in the UK for every other reason aside from the show. It's aesthetically uncomfortable to me on almost every level for reasons that might sound petty but I can't get past. The audiences are far more challenging and while I wouldn't say I prefer it, I certainly need it to ward off my inherent laziness.

All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!