Even your religious friends do not want to hear about God during a medical diagnosis.

At least black people knew when they were slaves; you remain clueless.

All illegal narcotics are medicinal. Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it, with little or no side effects if used as directed. Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile. You should be inventing new drugs is what you should be doing! Newer, crazier drugs... and more holes, that's what you ladies need!

Life's temporary for a reason, it gets boring after awhile.

There should be no such thing as a vice law. Every vice is only a bad habit, and the punishment is inherent in the act.

My mother was always the one with the dark, really filthy sense of humor. She was a vulgar woman. She used to tell me to do comedy before I even tried it. She was always up for any gag.

As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.