Mutations are exciting, there aren't nearly enough of them.

Just for being a religion at all you're as complicit as the rest in the retardation of the human intellectual progress.

I'm in a perfect position. I don't want to be more famous and I can't lose sponsors, so I can say anything I want.

Pussy really is the ultimate motivator of all mankind. No, don't clap, this is a flaw in the system!

I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.