Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

Your instinct is your true god. Follow it.

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.

"Close your mouth when you chew." That was my mother's big one.Why do people eat lunch together? I want to eat by myself. Chewing is one of the most revolting things to me. Wind makes me unnerved, too.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?

Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.

People talk to you and they try to convince you that they like what they do just because it sucks less than what they used to do... which sucked a lot.