Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

The catholic church has a lot more money than any Colombian cartel and they leave a lot more bodies in their wake.

If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?

I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im paying to see a comedy, then I just want to see whos funniest, with everyone treated equally.

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive. It makes it so you could care less that they're ugly.

You want to help mother Earth? Try sodomy. Sodomy is eco-friendly, and abortion is green.

If second hand smoke is killing that many people and nicotine is so addictive then why is no one addicted to second hand smoke?