The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't really need to be known anymore than I am. The slight sliver of fame I do have is hard to deal with. If I was actually well-known - I don't even know what to say to people who are at my show when I walk into the venue, much less having waitresses in diners asking for my autograph.
Doug StanhopeI've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.
Doug StanhopeIf you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?
Doug StanhopeDo you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?
Doug Stanhope