Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

It was either me or Confucius that said the journey of a thousand miles begins with a vicious ass raping at airport security.

There's a fine line between being a sicko and an adventurous spirit.

Mutations are exciting, there aren't nearly enough of them.

I have the kind of show that reminds you of your problems, and then I talk about other problems you didn't even know you had until tonight.

When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.

A lot of the Olympic games just boil down to genetics. Michael Phelps is genetically built to swim better than other people if he trains the same way. You might as well have a competition for who's the tallest, and act like it's anyone's game!