Well the hours are good...' ... 'but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.

How do you feel?" he asked him. "Like a military academy," said Arthur. "Bits of me keep on passing out.

Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.

A cup of tea would restore my normality.

Even a manically depressed robot is better to talk to than nobody.

We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.