Well the hours are good...' ... 'but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.

Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behavior of numbers. Just as Einstein observed that space was not an absolute but depended on the observer's movement in space, and that time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in time, so it is now realized that numbers are not absolute, but depend on the observer's movement in restaurants.

Life is wasted on the living.

If life is going to exist in a Universe of this size, then the one thing it cannot afford to have is a sense of proportion.

Anything that happens, happens.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a nonworking cat.