'The difficulty with this conversation,' said Arthur after a sort of pondering look had crawled slowly across his face like a mountaineer negotiating a tricky outcrop, 'is that it's very different from most of the ones I've had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly been with trees.'
Douglas AdamsThis planet has โ or rather had โ a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time.
Douglas AdamsArthur shook his head and sat down. He looked up. โI thought you must be dead โฆโ he said simply. โSo did I for a while,โ said Ford, โand then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.
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