‎If you ever find you need help again, you know, if you're in trouble, need a hand out of a corner..." "Yeah?" "Please don't hesitate to get lost.

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?

I find that writing is a constant battle with exactly the same problems you've always had.

I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse.

I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.

It's part of the shape of the Universe. I only have to talk to somebody and they begin to hate me.

Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?