The less [government] the better.

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?

I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.

Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.