The less [government] the better.

Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you.

There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy.

I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!

I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.