The less [government] the better.

I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.

I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.

I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.