Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.

I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.

I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.

I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet.

Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.