I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV!
My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
Every election I have to hold my nose to vote.